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Take a midget to a carnival, they can’t ride the rides but they can hold your stuff

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Smuggle drugs in your neighbor’s luggage

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Order hardcore gay porn; have it sent to your local church

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mail pranks religion
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Chat with ppl online, tell them you’ve just got out of jail and are looking for love

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Have a passion of the Christ movie party, and cheer through the gory parts

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jesus party religion
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Crash a funeral and dry hump the corpse

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corpse funeral public
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Crash a bah mitzvah bring a frying pan and ask for prime cuts

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jewish public religion
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The devil did not create homework, but he did create the “special” teacher/student bonds lol

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homework teachers the devil
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Use midgets as footstools / or stick them in your carry on bags ~Josh

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midget pranks user submitted
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Shrink your mom’s, wife’s or girlfriend’s clothes, and then ask her if she’s getting fat

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clothes pranks women
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Send a pork-roast to your Muslim friends

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mail pork pranks
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Call up the hospital ask for a cadaver (tell them your LONELY)

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hospital phone pranks
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